lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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Aaron talking about the Kick Ass porn parody.

(Source: spangledman)

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shinwoo:

tryna get dog poop off ur shoe 

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fooboo24:


WATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT

fooboo24:

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WATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT

(Source: ruinsofxerxes)

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nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

(Source: neoridley)

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umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

(Source: safety-goth)

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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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did-you-kno:

Because Pablo Escobar, (a notorious Colombian drug lord) made so much money, he spent more than $2,500 every month purchasing rubber bands to bundle up his stacks of cash.
Source

did-you-kno:

Because Pablo Escobar, (a notorious Colombian drug lord) made so much money, he spent more than $2,500 every month purchasing rubber bands to bundle up his stacks of cash.

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