actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

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(Source: vinegod)

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lanashiftdelrey:

teacher: ok, now who wants to answer the first question?

me:

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sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence)

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I am never playing five nights at Freddy’s ever again. NEVER.
me as I continue playing five nights at Freddy’s (via trashworu)

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trillaryclinton:

nahhbruh:

ethiopienne:

yassss keke

Keke Palmer is like a 10

when i go to the nail shop today imma ask for that carefree keke palmer goddess yellow color on my nails. i need it

(Source: jasonnywithnochance)

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humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

(Source: humorking)

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